I Dont Watch Crime Shows Ugly Sweater 2025 Christmas

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This holiday season, confess your true passion. Introducing the I Dont Watch Crime Shows Ugly Sweater 2025 Christmas—the uniform for the armchair detective and the true crime junkie for Christmas 2025.

I Don’t Watch Crime Shows For New Ideas Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny True Crime Fan Holiday

This isn’t just another piece of festive apparel; it’s a conversation starter, a dark-humor statement, and a knowing nod to everyone else in the room who knows their “M.O.” from their “L.O.” The design cleverly blends holiday tradition with your favorite hobby. At first glance, it’s a classic Christmas sweater with its festive red and white knit-style pattern, complete with snowflakes and evergreen trees.

But the evidence is in the details. The centerpiece is the bold, unmissable text that says it all. And just below it, a subtle-yet-hilarious border of police cars (or perhaps, your “new ideas” getaway vehicle?) replaces the traditional reindeer sleigh. It’s the perfect, morbidly funny twist on holiday cheer.

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Why settle for a generic holiday sweater when you can wear one that perfectly captures your unique… interests? This sweater is designed for maximum impact at every holiday gathering.

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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