I Don’t Care What Colour Your Skin Is What Size You Are Or What Your Sexual Preference Is Shirt
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I Don’t Care What Colour Your Skin Is What Size You Are Or What Your Sexual Preference Is Shirt – Embrace the Irony
In an era defined by social discourse and identity politics, the I Don’t Care What Colour Your Skin Is What Size You Are Or What Your Sexual Preference Is Shirt offers a refreshingly (and humorously) cynical perspective. This unique t-shirt isn’t about actual hatred, but rather a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the human condition, using dark humor to make a bold statement. It’s for those who appreciate irony, possess a distinctive sense of humor, and aren’t afraid to wear clothing that challenges social norms and sparks conversations.
This t-shirt stands out from the sea of generic apparel with its direct and somewhat provocative message, softened by the almost childlike doodle style of the accompanying illustrations. The text, “I don’t care what colour your skin is… what size you are …or what your sexual preference is. I hate everyone,” followed by a cartoon figure and the assertive “Fuck You!”, uses exaggeration to highlight a satirical point. It’s a statement against superficial judgments, ironically suggesting that the wearer’s misanthropy is all-encompassing and unbiased.
The “Equal Opportunity Misanthrope Tee” isn’t for everyone, and that’s precisely the point. It’s for those who find humor in the absurd, appreciate a touch of cynicism, and aren’t afraid to express their individuality in a bold and ironic way. If you’re looking for a t-shirt that’s more than just clothing – a statement piece that sparks conversations and showcases your unique sense of humor – then embrace the irony and add this distinctive tee to your wardrobe today. Be prepared for reactions, be ready to explain your (humorous) misanthropy, and enjoy the attention that comes with wearing a truly unique piece of apparel.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
