I Contracted Diphtheria Shirt
Feb 23
Feb 25 - Feb 27
Mar 04 - Mar 07
Ready to make a statement that’s as bold as it is…well, let’s just say unlikely? This I Contracted Diphtheria Shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for those who embrace the absurd, love a good dark joke, and aren’t afraid to poke a little fun at the wild world of questionable vaping choices.
I Contracted Diphtheria Shirt – Show Your Pride
This isn’t your average graphic tee. This I Contracted Diphtheria Shirt screams dark humor with its bold statement: “I Contracted Diphtheria From Smoking Homemade Elf Bars and All I Got Was A $10,000 Hospital Bill and A Hole In My Lung.” The design features three “Elf Bar” style vape pens, one prominently displaying the “Duracell” battery logo, a clear nod to the dangers of using untested and potentially hazardous vaping products.
People with a Dark Sense of Humor: Individuals who appreciate irony and enjoy making light of serious situations (in a safe and responsible way, of course!).
Vapers with a Critical Eye: Those who are aware of the risks associated with unregulated vaping products and want to express that awareness with a touch of sarcasm.
Gift-Givers Looking for Something Unique: This shirt is the perfect gag gift for that friend who’s always up-to-date on the latest trends, even the slightly dangerous ones.
Conversation Starters: Anyone who loves to wear clothing that gets people talking and thinking.
Fans of Ironic Merch: If you enjoy wearing clothing that makes a statement, even if that statement is a little bit absurd, this shirt is for you.
This I Contracted Diphtheria Shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a statement piece, a conversation starter, and a darkly humorous commentary on the world of vaping. Wear it with pride (and a healthy dose of irony!). Get yours today and embrace the absurdity!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
