I Can’t Believe Millennials Had To Smoke Out of Soda Cans and Apples Shirt
Sep 30
Oct 02 - Oct 06
Oct 09 - Oct 14
I Can’t Believe Millennials Had To Smoke Out of Soda Cans and Apples Shirt | A Hilarious Homage
I Can’t Believe Millennials Had To… We’ve all thought it. This I Can’t Believe Millennials Had To Smoke Out of Soda Cans and Apples Shirt brings that thought to life with unapologetic, laugh-out-loud humor. It serves as a tribute to the era of DIY solutions, where resourcefulness was the name of the game. Before the age of discreet pens and designer strains, Millennials were the MacGyvers of cannabis, turning everyday objects like soda cans and fresh apples into functional tools. This shirt immortalizes the legendary “sploof”—a humble toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets—that was the last line of defense against getting caught.
This isn’t just text on a shirt; it’s a narrative. It paints a vivid picture of a specific time and experience that will resonate deeply with anyone who lived it. By contrasting the elaborate, almost ritualistic process of the past with the simple, bold convenience of Gen Z “hitting a weed pen in the middle of Target,” this design highlights a massive cultural and technological shift in a way that is both funny and incredibly insightful. It’s a wearable inside joke for an entire generation.
This t-shirt is more than just apparel—it’s a time capsule. It’s a celebration of Millennial ingenuity, a humorous commentary on modern convenience, and a bridge between two distinct eras of cannabis culture. Whether you’re buying it for yourself to wear with pride or gifting it to a friend who will appreciate the joke, this shirt is a statement. It says you remember the struggle, you appreciate the progress, and you have a great sense of humor about it all. Don’t let this piece of generational history pass you by. Add this iconic, high-quality tee to your cart today and wear your story with a smile.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
