Time is relative, but style is absolute. Our I Always Arrive Little Late Like The Truth Shirt is designed for the thinkers, the dreamers, and everyone who has ever needed a smart excuse for running ten minutes behind schedule. This isn’t just another graphic tee; it’s a wearable piece of wit that turns a common flaw—lateness—into a virtuous philosophical stance.
I Always Arrive Little Late Like The Truth Philosophical Humor Shirt | Show Your Pride
Our shirt is designed for the thinkers, the dreamers, and the perpetually delayed. This isn’t just another funny t-shirt; it’s a clever play on the old adage that truth, while inevitable, rarely shows up immediately.
Crafted in a sleek, versatile black that pairs with absolutely everything, this tee features bold, easy-to-read white typography that demands attention. The message is clear, slightly provocative, and universally relatable. Whether you genuinely struggle with punctuality or you just love a good intellectual quote, this shirt allows you to wear your personality on your sleeve (or chest, literally).

Choosing this shirt means you value comfort without sacrificing wit. It’s an instant ice-breaker at parties and a comfortable shield on those days when you just can’t manage to beat the clock. Instead of a hurried excuse, let your shirt do the talking with a statement that is hard to argue against.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 8 oz Heavy Blend fabric, 50% cotton and 50% polyester with air‑jet yarn for a cozy, pill‑resistant feel.
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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