Helly R The Numbers Were Scary Shirt | A Tribute to Lumon’s Fiercest Rebel
Channel your inner defiant spirit with the Helly R The Numbers Were Scary Shirt. This meticulously designed tee is the ultimate homage to Helly R. (portrayed by the brilliant Britt Lower), the character who single-handedly challenged the entire philosophy of Kier Eagan. The shirt captures the essence of her initial, terrifying days in the Macrodata Refinement division, featuring a collage of iconic imagery. With a prominent, retro-style “HELLY R.” text, multiple shots of her evolving determination, her official Lumon ID badge, and the mysterious number grid that started it all, this design is a deep-cut tribute for true aficionados of Severance.
The powerful quote, “THE NUMBERS WERE SCARY,” is emblazoned at the bottom, instantly connecting with every fan who felt her confusion and dread. This isn’t just merchandise; it’s a statement of allegiance to the “innie” struggle and a nod to one of the most compelling character arcs on television.

Don’t let your “outie” miss out on this. The Helly R. “The Numbers Were Scary” Shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a piece of television history, a symbol of defiance, and a testament to one of sci-fi’s most unforgettable heroines. Embrace the mystery, celebrate the rebellion, and show your appreciation for the intricate world of Severance. Add this essential piece of fan-curated apparel to your collection today and let everyone know that you, too, find the numbers scary.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.