Glizzy Gobbler Shirt | Funny Hot Dog Meme
Behold the pinnacle of modern meme-wear and culinary pride: the Glizzy Gobbler Shirt. This expertly designed black t-shirt serves as the perfect canvas for a graphic that’s as loud and proud as you are. Front and center, an interstellar explosion of five uniquely topped hot dogs—or “glizzies,” as the legends call them—float in a cosmic nebula. From classic ketchup and mustard swirls to a generous helping of bright green relish and hearty chili, every detail is rendered in stunning, vibrant color. The entire scene is framed by the words “GLIZZY” and “GOBBLER” in a shimmering, pink metallic font that screams retro-futurism and vaporwave cool. This shirt doesn’t just say you love hot dogs; it announces you are a true connoisseur, a master of the munch, a veritable Glizzy Gobbler.

Don’t settle for blending in. The Glizzy Gobbler Shirt is your ticket to becoming a style icon and the life of the party. It’s a celebration of food, fun, and the wonderfully weird culture of the internet. By wearing this tee, you’re joining a community of individuals who don’t take themselves too seriously but are very serious about their style and their snacks. It’s bold, it’s hilarious, and it’s unapologetically you. Order yours today and prepare to answer the inevitable question: “Where did you get that amazing shirt?”
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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