The Gettin Neck At Costco Call That Kirkland Signature 2026 Ugly Sweater Christmas is made for adults who show up to the office holiday party, the Friendsgiving after-hours, or the December ugly sweater contest ready to make the whole room do a double take. It mixes a classic red-and-green Christmas knit look with a cheeky warehouse-club joke.

2026 Gettin Neck At Costco Call That Kirkland Signature Ugly Sweater Christmas – Bulk Laughs, Members Only

At first glance, the Gettin Neck At Costco Call That Kirkland Signature Ugly Christmas Sweater looks like a traditional holiday knit you might find in Grandma’s closet. Deep evergreen covers the body, and wide crimson bands of cream snowflakes run across the chest, hem, and cuffs. Rows of golden reindeer, small Christmas trees, holly sprigs, and striped candy canes fill the space between, with tiny scattered dots that look like falling snow.

The surprise is in the center of the chest. In bold cream lettering, “GETTIN’ NECK AT COSTCO” sits above a larger “CALL THAT.” Directly below is a black label panel in the style of the store brand: “KIRKLAND” in heavy white block letters, with “Signature” written underneath in a red script.

The back keeps the same holiday look with snowflake bands, reindeer, trees, and candy canes framing a mostly open green field with no text. The sweater looks fully festive from behind, and the punchline stays on the front, where you control when people see it.

The overall mood is playful and self-aware. It suits ugly sweater parties, office white-elephant nights (if your office has that sense of humor), bar crawls, holiday house parties, and December Costco runs with friends who’ll get the joke.

Product Details

• Product Type: Ugly Christmas Sweater
• Style: Crew neck pullover, long sleeves, ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem
• Design: “Gettin’ Neck At Costco – Call That Kirkland Signature” front graphic on a classic red, green, and gold holiday knit pattern; holiday pattern on the back with no text
• Origin: Proudly Made in the United States.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.