Funny Cow Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater Christmas

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Funny Cow Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025 | Unleash Your Sarcastic Spirit

This Christmas 2025, say it with your chest—and a bit of bovine attitude! Our Funny Cow Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025 is the perfect antidote to forced holiday cheer, designed for individuals who love to celebrate with a healthy dose of humor and sarcasm. This vibrant red sweater is your statement piece for every event on the holiday calendar, from the rowdy office party to the laid-back family get-together where your unique sense of humor is appreciated.

The design is a masterclass in festive rebellion. At the center, a charmingly audacious cow sports a jaunty Santa hat, winking as if sharing an inside joke. A playful lipstick “kiss” mark on its rump perfectly sets up the punchline boldly knitted across the bottom: “KISSMYASS.” The “MERRY” at the top completes the message, creating a hilarious juxtaposition that is impossible to ignore. Framed by classic Nordic-inspired snowflake and geometric patterns, this sweater perfectly balances traditional holiday aesthetics with modern, edgy humor.

Funny Cow Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025 1
Funny Cow Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025 1

Don’t be just another guest at the party—be the legend they talk about until next Christmas. The Funny Cow “Merry Kissmyass” Ugly Christmas Sweater is more than apparel; it’s an experience. It’s your license to be merry, mischievous, and memorable throughout the 2025 holiday season. Click ‘Add to Cart’ now and get ready to sleigh the festivities with unparalleled style and humor!

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.