Everything’s A Conspiracy When You Don’t Know How Anything Works Doss Discourse Shirt
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Finally, a shirt that says what every critical thinker is thinking. The Everything’s A Conspiracy When You Don’t Know How Anything Works Doss Discourse Shirt from Doss Discourse is the perfect uniform for the intellectually curious. If you’re tired of misinformation and value logic over lore, this shirt isn’t just an addition to your wardrobe—it’s a statement of your principles, crafted in a clean, minimalist style that speaks volumes.
Everything’s A Conspiracy When You Don’t Know How Anything Works Doss Discourse Shirt – A Statement for the Modern Thinker
This Everything’s A Conspiracy When You Don’t Know How Anything Works Doss Discourse Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter and a statement of principle. The core message, “Everything’s a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.™”, is printed in a clean, sharp, minimalist font, ensuring the powerful words take center stage. Below the quote, the attribution “@doss.discourse” roots the design in a community of thinkers and speakers.
This Product Is For:
Critical Thinkers & Skeptics: Anyone who values evidence, logic, and scientific reasoning.
Educators & Students: Teachers, professors, and students in fields of science, philosophy, and critical studies.
The Intellectually Humorous: Individuals with a dry, witty sense of humor who appreciate clever wordplay.
Followers of Doss Discourse: Supporters of the @doss.discourse platform and its message of informed conversation.
Anyone Tired of Misinformation: A perfect, subtle statement piece for navigating a world full of baseless theories.
The “Everything’s A Conspiracy” Doss Discourse shirt is the perfect fusion of style, comfort, and intellectual substance. It’s a testament to the idea that the world isn’t as mysterious as it seems when you’re willing to learn. Add this essential piece to your collection and wear your wisdom with pride.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
