Every Cig You Do Smoke Is A Cig A Child Can’t Smoke Do Your Part Hat
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Every Cig You Do Smoke Is A Cig A Child Can’t Smoke Do Your Part Hat – Embrace Dark Humor
Step out in style that’s guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. Our Every Cig You Do Smoke Is A Cig A Child Can’t Smoke Do Your Part Hat is the pinnacle of modern, ironic humor, expertly embroidered onto a classic, comfortable dad hat. The design features the brilliantly twisted message, “Every cig you smoke is a cig a child CAN’T. Do your part,” in clean, white, sans-serif font against the deep black of the cap. This stark contrast ensures the text is perfectly legible, allowing the joke to land with maximum impact. This isn’t just an accessory; it’s a wearable piece of satire for the discerning individual who finds comedy in the unexpected and appreciates a well-crafted, provocative statement. It’s designed for the modern maverick, the connoisseur of memes, and anyone who believes laughter is the best, albeit darkest, medicine.
Don’t settle for blending in. The “Do Your Part” Satirical Smoker’s Dad Hat is more than an accessory—it’s an attitude. It’s a testament to high-quality construction, classic style, and a sense of humor that’s anything but ordinary. By combining premium materials with a legendary line of dark comedy, this hat offers the best of both worlds. It’s comfortable, durable, and undeniably funny. Do your part to elevate your accessory game and celebrate the absurdity of it all. Add this masterpiece of modern satire to your cart today!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
