For the person whose anxiety and sense of humor are constantly competing, we’ve got your uniform. This Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt does all the talking, broadcasting your hilarious reality to the world. It’s the perfect, funny statement piece for you or a gag gift for your most easily startled friend.

Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt | Funny Novelty Warning 

Warning: may spontaneously toot if startled! This Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a hilarious public service announcement. Perfect for the easily spooked and proudly flatulent, our tee is your new favorite way to break the ice and get a laugh.

While undeniably a novelty item, this shirt resonates on a deeper, funnier level. It speaks to the universal human experience of anxiety and physical reactions we can’t always control. In an age of overthinking and social pressure, this tee is a breath of fresh, albeit potentially methane-filled, air. It’s a rejection of the need to be perfectly composed at all times. By wearing this hilarious warning, you are joining a tribe of people who find strength and connection in shared, slightly awkward, human moments.

This Product Is For:

Anyone with a jumpy disposition and a great sense of humor.

Friends and family members who are known to be easily startled.

Gag gift enthusiasts looking for the perfect funny present.

People who love wearing ironic, sarcastic, or statement-making apparel.

Your favorite coworker who needs a humorous warning label for the office.

Anyone who appreciates anxiety humor and isn’t afraid to laugh at themselves.

The “Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily” shirt is far more than a simple piece of clothing. It’s a badge of honor for the easily startled, a high-quality comfort item, and one of the funniest gag gifts you can find. It allows you to own your quirks with a smile and warn those around you in the most humorous way possible. If you’re ready to turn your jumpiness into a joke and share a laugh with the world, this is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

Product Specifications:

• Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
• Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
• Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
• Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
• Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
• Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
• Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.