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Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt
Mar 21
Mar 24 - Mar 26
Mar 31 - Apr 03
For the person whose anxiety and sense of humor are constantly competing, we’ve got your uniform. This Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt does all the talking, broadcasting your hilarious reality to the world. It’s the perfect, funny statement piece for you or a gag gift for your most easily startled friend.
Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt | Funny Novelty Warning
Warning: may spontaneously toot if startled! This Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a hilarious public service announcement. Perfect for the easily spooked and proudly flatulent, our tee is your new favorite way to break the ice and get a laugh.
While undeniably a novelty item, this shirt resonates on a deeper, funnier level. It speaks to the universal human experience of anxiety and physical reactions we can’t always control. In an age of overthinking and social pressure, this tee is a breath of fresh, albeit potentially methane-filled, air. It’s a rejection of the need to be perfectly composed at all times. By wearing this hilarious warning, you are joining a tribe of people who find strength and connection in shared, slightly awkward, human moments.
This Product Is For:
Anyone with a jumpy disposition and a great sense of humor.
Friends and family members who are known to be easily startled.
Gag gift enthusiasts looking for the perfect funny present.
People who love wearing ironic, sarcastic, or statement-making apparel.
Your favorite coworker who needs a humorous warning label for the office.
Anyone who appreciates anxiety humor and isn’t afraid to laugh at themselves.
The “Don’t Scare Me I Fart Easily” shirt is far more than a simple piece of clothing. It’s a badge of honor for the easily startled, a high-quality comfort item, and one of the funniest gag gifts you can find. It allows you to own your quirks with a smile and warn those around you in the most humorous way possible. If you’re ready to turn your jumpiness into a joke and share a laugh with the world, this is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information.
If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.
Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.
Shipping is available to P.O. Box addresses; however, we are currently unable to deliver to military APO/FPO locations.
Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.
Quick FAQ
What are the shipping costs?
USA Shipping: Flat rate $5.99 for all orders.
International Shipping: Starting from $13.00 (calculated at checkout).
Can I order this item now?
Yes. Grishko.com is an independent store with on-demand production. Simply select your style, add to cart, and checkout.
How do I pick the right size?
Check the Size Chart on the product page for exact measurements.
- Units: Our charts provide measurements in both Inches and Centimeters (CM).
- Pro Tip: Lay a shirt you already own flat, measure the width and length, then match it to our chart. This is the best way to ensure a perfect fit!
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, but you must act fast. We allow a 6-hour window after ordering for any changes or cancellations.
Returns & Refunds
- 30-Day Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery if the item is damaged, the wrong size, or not as described.
- Process: Email support with photos before returning and always keep your tracking number.
Quick Care Guide
- Apparel: Wash cold, avoid harsh bleach, dry gently or air dry.
- Accessories: Wipe clean and keep dry.
- Home Goods: Follow the printed label instructions.
Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 12 reviews
Got it Today!!!
Very nice shirt..very quick shipping