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Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat
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This item is currently in pre-order status. Production resumes on February 23, 2026. Orders placed now will be processed and shipped after this date. Please keep this in mind before completing your purchase.
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Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat – Embrace the Absurdity
This Don’t Chain Grab Me I’ll Cum Hat isn’t just a hat; it’s a cultural artifact for a specific, battle-hardened generation of gamers. It’s a hilarious, slightly risqué nod to the glory days of competitive. Melee and the aural pain of being locked in a Marth chain grab. With its bold, printed text and a classic, comfortable fit, this cap is the ultimate accessory for anyone who speaks fluent meme and has fond (or traumatic) memories of the GameCube era.
For the uninitiated, the “chain grab” is a series of consecutive grabs and throws. Melee, a technique that can lock an opponent in a helpless loop, often leading to a KO. The character Marth was a notorious master of this art, especially against spacies like Fox and Falco. This hat takes that piece of niche gaming history and catapults it into the modern world with a provocative, hilarious twist. The phrase “don’t chain grab me I’ll cum” perfectly encapsulates the blend of frustration and dark humor that defines online gaming culture. It’s an inside joke that’s funny on its own, but legendary to those who get the reference.
Don’t sleep on this iconic piece of gaming apparel. Whether you’re a seasoned Melee veteran or simply a lover of all things meme-worthy, this hat is a must-have addition to your collection. It’s comfortable, stylish, and carries a legendary piece of internet history. Add this embroidered gamer cap to your cart today and let everyone know the consequences of a chain grab.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
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Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
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For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
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Super fast delivery !