Dawn Davenport Titans Colonoscopy Monday Shirt | A Bold & Humorous Tribute 

Step into a world of rebellious glamour and audacious humor with the Dawn Davenport Titans Colonoscopy Monday Shirt. This is more than just clothing; it’s an homage to the defiant spirit of cult film legend Dawn Davenport, a character who never shied away from making a scene. This shirt captures that chaotic energy, blending the brute force of a sports team logo with the strangely specific dread of a weekday medical procedure, creating a piece of surrealist art you can wear.

The “Titans Colonoscopy Monday” design is intentionally absurd, making it the ultimate “if you know, you know” piece for fans of John Waters’ cinematic universe. The bold, athletic-style lettering evokes the Tennessee Titans, creating a hilarious and unexpected juxtaposition that will have fellow cult movie lovers stopping you on the street. It’s the perfect attire for a midnight movie screening, a casual hangout with friends, or simply making a statement at the grocery store. This shirt doesn’t just start conversations; it’s a filter for finding your people.

Don’t settle for ordinary. Embrace the chaos, celebrate the absurd, and wear your love for cult cinema with pride. The “Titans Colonoscopy Monday” shirt is your invitation to reject the mundane and live a life less ordinary. It’s comfortable, durable, and unapologetically you. Add this essential piece of fan apparel to your collection today and let the world know you’re not afraid to make a statement.

Product Specifications:

• Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
• Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
• Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
• Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
• Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
• Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.