Dave Portnoy Anti Human Pro Dog Shirt | Declare Your Allegiance
Why beat around the bush? The Dave Portnoy Anti Human Pro Dog Shirt is the definitive statement piece for 2025. Featuring bold, clean typography on a classic, quality tee, this design is impossible to ignore. It’s a conversation starter, a filter for finding like-minded people, and a humorous nod to the pure, uncomplicated joy that dogs bring into our lives.
This isn’t just a novelty item; it’s an identity piece for the dedicated dog enthusiast, the rescue advocate, and anyone who appreciates the unwavering loyalty of a canine companion. Seen on Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy, this shirt carries a badge of authenticity for those who live by the “one bite, everyone knows the rules” philosophy, whether for pizza or for life.

This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s an entry ticket into a club that understands that true happiness is a warm puppy. The “Anti-Human Pro-Dog” shirt is your chance to be bold, be comfortable, and celebrate the best friend a person could ask for. It’s a simple, powerful message that resonates now more than ever. Stop explaining yourself and let your shirt do the talking. Add this essential, Portnoy-approved tee to your cart today and proudly show the world where your loyalty truly lies.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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