Ready to let loose and embrace your inner vintage? Our “Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine” Tee is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who believes life is too short for bad wine—or boring clothes.
Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine Shirt | A Vintage Blend of Humor and Style
The shirt is designed for the wine enthusiast who appreciates a full-bodied sense of humor. This isn’t just another generic novelty tee; it is a carefully curated piece featuring a rustic, hand-drawn style illustration of a grape bunch paired with vintage-inspired typography.
The design is printed in a rich, wine-hued burgundy “Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine” against a crisp white background. The text and image feature a subtle “distressed” or weathered texture, giving the shirt a well-loved, retro look right out of the package. This aesthetic aligns perfectly with the “lived-in luxury” trend dominating casual fashion in late 2025. The layout is balanced and eye-catching, ensuring the joke lands without being overwhelming.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.











