Ready to let loose and embrace your inner vintage? Our “Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine” Tee is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who believes life is too short for bad wine—or boring clothes.
Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine Shirt | A Vintage Blend of Humor and Style
The shirt is designed for the wine enthusiast who appreciates a full-bodied sense of humor. This isn’t just another generic novelty tee; it is a carefully curated piece featuring a rustic, hand-drawn style illustration of a grape bunch paired with vintage-inspired typography.
The design is printed in a rich, wine-hued burgundy “Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine” against a crisp white background. The text and image feature a subtle “distressed” or weathered texture, giving the shirt a well-loved, retro look right out of the package. This aesthetic aligns perfectly with the “lived-in luxury” trend dominating casual fashion in late 2025. The layout is balanced and eye-catching, ensuring the joke lands without being overwhelming.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 8 oz Heavy Blend fabric, 50% cotton and 50% polyester with air‑jet yarn for a cozy, pill‑resistant feel.
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.











