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Cool England Fact It Sucks Shirt
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Looking for a way to express your… unique perspective on England? This Cool England Fact It Sucks Shirt combines the iconic Union Jack flag with a dose of biting sarcasm. Perfect for those with a dry wit or anyone who enjoys poking a bit of fun, this novelty tee is designed to stand out and spark conversation. Forget bland souvenirs; wear your humour on your sleeve (literally).
Cool England Fact It Sucks Shirt – Express Your Irreverent Side
This isn’t your average tourist shop find. The Cool England Fact It Sucks Shirt takes a universally recognized symbol, the Union Jack, and pairs it with a statement that’s both simple and surprisingly bold. It’s designed for those who appreciate irony, sarcasm, and a good laugh, even if it’s at the expense of national pride. The juxtaposition of the formal “Cool England Fact:” intro with the blunt “IT SUCKS” conclusion, right below the flag, creates an immediate comedic effect that’s hard to ignore.
This Product Is For:
Individuals with a sarcastic, dry, or dark sense of humour.
People who enjoy provocative statements and challenging norms.
Expats, rivals, or even self-deprecating English individuals.
Anyone looking for a truly unique and memorable gag gift.
Fans of British banter, irony, and wit.
Those who want apparel that breaks the ice (or possibly thickens it).
If subtlety isn’t your style and you appreciate humour that packs a punch, the Cool England Fact It Sucks Shirt is calling your name. It’s bold, funny, and unapologetically provocative. Whether as a personal statement or a gag gift that will be remembered, this tee delivers. Embrace the irony, spark some conversation, and add this unique piece to your collection today!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 11 reviews
Very nice shirt..very quick shipping