Christkindlmarket Des Moines Definition Shirt

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If your holiday spirit is mixed with a healthy dose of humor and a dash of realism, this is the Christkindlmarket Des Moines Definition Shirt for you. We’ve captured the true essence of attending a German-style Christmas market in Des Moines with a design that’s as witty as it is stylish. This tee is the perfect way to show your love for the Christkindlmarket while sharing a laugh with fellow attendees.

Christkindlmarket Des Moines Definition Shirt | Show Your Pride

This holiday season, embrace the charming, chilly, and utterly unique tradition of the Christkindlmarket Des Moines with a shirt that perfectly captures the experience. We all love the festive music, the mulled wine, and the hunt for the perfect gift, but let’s call it what it is. This shirt does just that, blending high-tradition aesthetics with tongue-in-cheek humor that any DSM local or market veteran will instantly appreciate.

The design features the word “Christkindlmarket” in a stunning, old-world blackletter font, followed by “DES MOINES.” Below it, the hilarious, straight-to-the-point “definition” seals the deal: “GERMAN FOR ‘STAND OUTSIDE IN THE WINTER & BUY THINGS’.”

It’s the ultimate conversation starter and the perfect uniform for your annual trip to Principal Park or wherever the festive crowds gather.

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Don’t just attend the Christkindlmarket Des Moines this year—make a statement while you’re there. This shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a shared experience, a knowing nod to fellow Iowans, and a hilarious tribute to a beloved holiday tradition. It’s comfortable, stylish, and guaranteed to get a laugh. Order yours today and get ready to be the best-dressed (and most honest) person at the market.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
  • Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

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