Canada There’s Not A Snowball’s Chance In Hell That Canada Will Ever Be The 51st State Shirt

Name: Canada There's Not A Snowball's Chance In Hell That Canada Will Ever Be The 51st State Shirt
SKU: I3ZXYWXZ
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Unisex Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Ladies Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76.2 cm	78.7 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	83.8 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	29 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	73.7 cm	81.3 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	83.8 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	86.4 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Long Sleeve

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Women Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	27 in
S	15 in	27.5 in
M	16 in	28 in
L	17 in	28.5 in
XL	18 in	29 in
2XL	19 in	29.5 in

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	14 in	17 in
YM	16 in	19.5 in
YL	18.75 in	23 in
YXL	20.5 in	24.5 in

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	35.5 cm	43.2 cm
YM	40.6 cm	49.5 cm
YL	47.6 cm	58.4 cm
YXL	52.1 cm	62.2 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

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SKU: I3ZXYWXZ Categories: 2D Clothing, Apparel, Fashion Trending Top Tag: Canada

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Looking for a unique and funny t-shirt that sparks conversation? This Canada There’s Not A Snowball’s Chance In Hell That Canada Will Ever Be The 51st State Shirt staying right where it is! Perfect for Americans who appreciate a bit of cross-border banter, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter.

Canada There’s Not A Snowball’s Chance In Hell That Canada Will Ever Be The 51st State Shirt – Show Your American Pride

The “Canada There’s Not A Snowball’s Chance In Hell That Canada Will Ever Be The 51st State Shirt” is more than just apparel; it’s a statement piece. The design features the phrase “THERE’S NOT A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN HELL THAT CANADA WILL EVER BE THE 51st STATE,” boldly proclaiming a humorous and slightly defiant stance against any notion of Canadian annexation. The text is presented in a clear, easy-to-read font, ensuring the message is unmistakable.

Patriotic Americans: Individuals who are proud of their country and enjoy expressing their patriotism in a lighthearted way.
People with a Sense of Humor: Anyone who appreciates witty sayings and enjoys a good laugh.
Those Familiar with US-Canada Relations: Individuals who understand the playful banter and historical context surrounding the two countries.
Gift Givers: This t-shirt makes a great, unique gift for friends or family who fit the above categories.
Canadians with a Sense of Humor: Even Canadians who appreciate the light-hearted jab can enjoy this shirt.

So, if you’re looking for a comfortable, funny, and conversation-starting t-shirt that lets you express your views (and your sense of humor) on a popular geopolitical topic, this is it! Grab your Canada There’s Not A Snowball’s Chance In Hell That Canada Will Ever Be The 51st State Shirttoday and wear your opinion with pride. It’s a fun way to show your American spirit and engage in a bit of light-hearted international ribbing. Order yours now!

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Hats	5-8 days	10-13 days
Bedding	3-5 days	7-10 days
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