Cam Skattebo Crayons Have Protein Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Get the Look That Broke the Internet: The Cam Skattebo Crayons Have Protein Christmas Ugly Sweater. Capture the chaotic energy of New York’s favorite rookie with the holiday sweater that’s taking over social media. Whether you’re smashing through drywall or just smashing holiday leftovers, this sweater is the ultimate flex for December 2025.

2026 NY Giants Cam Skattebo Crayons Have Protein Ugly Christmas Sweater – Embrace the Chaos

Step into the holiday season with the same unstoppable force as a 4th-quarter run. The sweater is more than just festive apparel; it is a tribute to the raw, unpolished toughness that has made Cam Skattebo a household name in 2025.

This sweater features a classic “ugly” fair isle pattern mixed with meme-heavy graphics. The centerpiece is the bold, unapologetic declaration: “Crayons have protein.” Flanked by pixelated graphics of crayons and chaotic holiday mascots, this design perfectly encapsulates the “meathead genius” humor that football Twitter adores. It is unisex, true-to-size, and designed to keep you warm whether you are at MetLife Stadium or crashing through a living room wall.rayons Have Protein Christmas Ugly Sweater

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The Viral Story: Why This Design Broke the Internet

In December 2025, an image surfaced of the New York Giants’ rookie sensation, Cam Skattebo, looking like he had just gone twelve rounds with a sheet of drywall—and won. Covered in dust, with a wild look in his eyes and this exact sweater on his back, Skattebo became an instant meme. The image (seen above) perfectly captured his reputation: a “human wrecking ball” who plays with zero self-preservation and 100% heart.

The sweater went from a locker room gag to the #1 most-wanted holiday item for football fans overnight.

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