Angry Alan Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man Shirt
May 30
Jun 03 - Jun 05
Jun 10 - Jun 13
Ready to make a statement without saying a word? Our Angry Alan Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man Shirt is designed for those who appreciate sharp wit and a touch of provocative humor. This isn’t just apparel; it’s a wearable commentary that sparks conversations and turns heads.
Angry Alan Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man Shirt – Own Your Confidence
This Angry Alan Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man Shirt, often referred to as the “Angry Alan Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man Shirt,” is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a cultural touchpoint. The shirt features the impactful and thought-provoking phrase, “CARRY YOURSELF WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN,” printed in a clear, classic font against a clean background.
This t-shirt is for individuals with a keen sense of humor, a critical eye, and a desire to express their views in a unique way. It’s for:
The Social Commentator: Those who appreciate satire and enjoy sparking thoughtful discussions.
The Confident Individual: Anyone looking to ironically (or unironically) embrace and project self-assurance.
The Gift Giver: Someone seeking a unique and memorable present for a friend, family member, or colleague who appreciates witty and provocative statements.
The Fashion-Forward: Individuals who understand that clothing can be a powerful form of self-expression and want to stand out from the crowd.
Advocates and Allies: People who connect with the underlying message about challenging norms and perceptions of confidence and privilege.
The Angry Alan Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man Shirt is more than apparel – it’s an attitude. It’s an invitation to explore themes of self-belief and societal critique with humor and style. Add this iconic piece to your collection and carry yourself with the audacious confidence it champions. Wear it proudly, wear it thoughtfully, and let your t-shirt do the talking.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
