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And If All Else Fails Punch Him In The Balls Graham Linehan Shirt
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And If All Else Fails Punch Him In The Balls Graham Linehan Shirt | A Masterpiece of Comedic Philosophy
Channel the profound, if slightly questionable, wisdom of Richmond Avenal with this And If All Else Fails Punch Him In The Balls Graham Linehan Shirt. Born from one of the most memorable scenes in the beloved sitcom The IT Crowd, this shirt is an essential piece for any true fan of the show. The design masterfully juxtaposes the raw, primal advice with a sophisticated, stoic-inspired bust of the celebrated writer, Graham Linehan. This artistic choice creates a brilliant irony that perfectly mirrors the show’s blend of high-brow intellectual humor and low-brow slapstick, making it a wearable piece of comedic art.
The quote, “And if all else fails, punch him in the balls,” serves as the ultimate punchline and a surprisingly versatile life philosophy. Whether you’re navigating corporate bureaucracy, dealing with a difficult colleague, or simply facing a day that won’t go your way, this shirt offers a silent, humorous reminder of your final, foolproof option. The high-resolution, monochrome graphic ensures the message is delivered with the gravitas it deserves, turning a simple garment into a profound statement on conflict resolution.
Don’t be a Goth in the machine, stand out from the crowd. This t-shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a badge of honor for those who understand that sometimes, the most elegant solution is also the most direct. By wearing it, you’re not just showing your love for a classic TV show; you’re embracing a philosophy of cutting through the noise with decisive, humorous action. Add this piece of comedy history to your wardrobe today and be prepared for any eventuality.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 13 reviews
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Very nice shirt..very quick shipping