Almost Christmas Means It Wasn’t Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
  • Fabric: Premium polyester
  • Fit: Regular, comfortable for everyday wear
  • Fabric weight: 300 g/m² — durable and breathable
  • Stitch color: Automatically matched in black or white to complement the design
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
 
  • Fabric: Premium polyester
  • Fit: Regular, comfortable for everyday wear
  • Fabric weight: 300 g/m² — durable and breathable
  • Stitch color: Automatically matched in black or white to complement the design
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
  • Fabric: Premium polyester
  • Fit: Regular, comfortable for everyday wear
  • Fabric weight: 300 g/m² — durable and breathable
  • Stitch color: Automatically matched in black or white to complement the design
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
 
  • Fabric: Premium polyester
  • Fit: Regular, comfortable for everyday wear
  • Fabric weight: 300 g/m² — durable and breathable
  • Stitch color: Automatically matched in black or white to complement the design
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
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This holiday season, don’t just attend the ugly Christmas sweater party—win the case. This Almost Christmas Means It Wasn’t Christmas Ugly Sweater isn’t just another festive jumper; it’s an “Objection!” to boring holiday attire. Expertly designed for fans of Capcom’s legendary Ace Attorney series, this captures one of the most hilariously iconic logical contradictions in video game history.

Almost Christmas Means It Wasn’t Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater | Present Your Evidence

The design features a quality, vibrant graphic of the man himself, Phoenix Wright, in his classic blue suit and iconic “Objection!” pose, pointing decisively. He is set against a traditional “ugly sweater” backdrop, complete with pixel-art-style reindeer, snowflakes, and festive ornamental patterns. Emblazoned in a classic, knit-style font are the famous words that have become a cornerstone of gaming memes: “ALMOST CHRISTMAS” at the top, and the logical conclusion, “MEANS IT WASN’T CHRISTMAS!” at the bottom.

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Don’t “Hold it!” on this decision. The evidence is clear, the logic is sound, and the verdict is in: this Phoenix Wright Almost Christmas Ugly Sweater is the most original and hilarious ugly Christmas sweater for any Ace Attorney or video game fan in 2025. It’s the perfect, specific, and thoughtful gift for the gamer in your life—or the ultimate holiday treat for yourself.

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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.

International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

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Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

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