Almost Christmas Means It Wasn’t Christmas Ugly Sweater

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This holiday season, don’t just attend the ugly Christmas sweater party—win the case. This Almost Christmas Means It Wasn’t Christmas Ugly Sweater isn’t just another festive jumper; it’s an “Objection!” to boring holiday attire. Expertly designed for fans of Capcom’s legendary Ace Attorney series, this captures one of the most hilariously iconic logical contradictions in video game history.

Almost Christmas Means It Wasn’t Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater | Present Your Evidence

The design features a quality, vibrant graphic of the man himself, Phoenix Wright, in his classic blue suit and iconic “Objection!” pose, pointing decisively. He is set against a traditional “ugly sweater” backdrop, complete with pixel-art-style reindeer, snowflakes, and festive ornamental patterns. Emblazoned in a classic, knit-style font are the famous words that have become a cornerstone of gaming memes: “ALMOST CHRISTMAS” at the top, and the logical conclusion, “MEANS IT WASN’T CHRISTMAS!” at the bottom.

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Don’t “Hold it!” on this decision. The evidence is clear, the logic is sound, and the verdict is in: this Phoenix Wright Almost Christmas Ugly Sweater is the most original and hilarious ugly Christmas sweater for any Ace Attorney or video game fan in 2025. It’s the perfect, specific, and thoughtful gift for the gamer in your life—or the ultimate holiday treat for yourself.

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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

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Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

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