All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores Ugly Sweater
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2025 All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores Ugly Christmas Sweater | Ride West This Holiday
The holiday season is usually filled with sugar plums and silent nights, but some of us prefer the dusty trails of the Texas border. The All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores Ugly Sweater is designed for the rugged individualist who loves the holidays but hates the clichés.
This isn’t just a sweatshirt; it is a conversation piece. The design features a high-quality, faux-knit pixelated graphic of the legendary duo, Gus and Woodrow, set against a festive forest green background. Flanked by snowflakes and traditional Fair Isle patterns, the contrast between the wholesome holiday aesthetic and the blunt, hilarious quote creates a piece of apparel that is ironically perfect for Christmas 2025.
Wearing this sweater signals your membership in a club that appreciates storytelling, grit, and the bond between two aging Texas Rangers. It takes the “Ugly Christmas Sweater“ trend—which often relies on cheap gags—and elevates it with a specific pop-culture reference that resonates deeply with fans of the genre. It serves as a tribute to the golden age of Westerns, making it an ideal gift for fathers, grandfathers, or anyone who believes the only thing better than a Christmas dinner is a journey to Montana.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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