The 2026 That’s What I Do I Read Books Ugly Christmas Sweater is a festive statement for adult book lovers heading to December book club gatherings, holiday dinners, and Christmas sweater parties. With reading humor and a playful nod to wine, it gives the person who always brings a book an outfit that feels personal to their holiday plans.
2026 That’s What I Do I Read Books Ugly Christmas Sweater – One More Festive Chapter
The That’s What I Do I Read Books Ugly Christmas Sweater uses a dark forest-green background with bright white lettering and repeating seasonal patterns. A round neckline, long sleeves, and green cuffs and hem frame the artwork. Large uppercase words make the reading-and-wine message the focus of the front.
At the center, a brown-and-white owl has prominent golden eyes and wears a red-and-white striped cap. Its blue book and raised glass of red wine add color to the illustration. White zigzag borders, snowflakes, small owl faces, blue book icons, and wineglasses extend the theme across the body and sleeves.
The front reads “THAT’S WHAT I DO / I READ BOOKS” above the owl, followed by “I DRINK WINE / & I KNOW THINGS” beneath it. Together, the words create a humorous self-portrait of a reader with opinions, curiosity, and a favorite way to unwind.

The back offers a different arrangement. It leaves the central green area scattered with small white marks, with owl motifs near the shoulders and alternating books, snowflakes, and a wineglass near the hem. This gives the sweater a festive identity from both sides while reserving the large slogan and character illustration for the front. The overall mood is cheerful, slightly cheeky, and unmistakably literary.
- Fit: Adult & Kid sizes available
- Sizes: Toddler 2T–5T, Youth XS–XL, Adult S–6XL
- Origin: Made in USA






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