2025 Raccoon Drinking Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Get ready to win every ugly sweater contest in 2025 with the ultimate anthem for Christmas holiday introverts. The Raccoon I Drink Bourbon and Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect blend of internet humor and festive cynicism.

2025 Raccoon Drinking Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater | The Ultimate Holiday Fit

This holiday season, ditch the generic reindeer patterns for something that captures your true spirit. The 2025 Raccoon Drinking Bourbon Ugly Christmas Sweater is designed for the modern cynic who loves the holidays but tolerates the people.

Centered on the chest is a lovable, grumpy raccoon wearing a festive Santa hat, holding a rocks glass filled with amber liquid. The bold text reads: “THAT’S WHAT I DO / I DRINK BOURBON / I HATE PEOPLE / AND I KNOW THINGS.”

This clever play on the iconic Game of Thrones quote (“I drink and I know things“) re-imagined for the whiskey-drinking introvert makes this a standout piece for the 2025 season. The background is adorned with classic Nordic winter patterns—snowflakes, pine trees, and beer steins—giving it that authentic “ugly sweater” aesthetic without the itchiness of real wool.

2025 Raccoon Drinking Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater
2025 Raccoon Drinking Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater

In a sea of generic Santa Clauses and boring snowmen, this sweater offers personality. It targets a specific, highly relatable niche: the person who is arguably the smartest in the room but would rather be home with a drink.

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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