Get ready to win every ugly sweater contest in 2025 with the ultimate anthem for Christmas holiday introverts. The Raccoon I Drink Bourbon and Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect blend of internet humor and festive cynicism.
2025 Raccoon Drinking Beer Ugly Christmas Sweater | The Ultimate Holiday Fit
This holiday season, ditch the generic reindeer patterns for something that captures your true spirit. The 2025 Raccoon Drinking Bourbon Ugly Christmas Sweater is designed for the modern cynic who loves the holidays but tolerates the people.
Centered on the chest is a lovable, grumpy raccoon wearing a festive Santa hat, holding a rocks glass filled with amber liquid. The bold text reads: “THAT’S WHAT I DO / I DRINK BOURBON / I HATE PEOPLE / AND I KNOW THINGS.”
This clever play on the iconic Game of Thrones quote (“I drink and I know things“) re-imagined for the whiskey-drinking introvert makes this a standout piece for the 2025 season. The background is adorned with classic Nordic winter patterns—snowflakes, pine trees, and beer steins—giving it that authentic “ugly sweater” aesthetic without the itchiness of real wool.

In a sea of generic Santa Clauses and boring snowmen, this sweater offers personality. It targets a specific, highly relatable niche: the person who is arguably the smartest in the room but would rather be home with a drink.




