2025 Jim Lahey I Am The Liquor Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nov 22
Nov 28 - Dec 02
Dec 09 - Dec 12
Searching for the perfect gift for the Trailer Park Boys fanatic in your life? Look no further. The 2025 Jim Lahey I Am The Liquor Ugly Christmas Sweater. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement piece for fans who appreciate the finer things in life—like 100-proof holiday spirit and keeping the park safe from recidivists.
2025 Jim Lahey I Am The Liquor Ugly Sweater | Let the Liquor Do the Thinking
While other party-goers arrive in generic reindeer knits or store-bought snowman jumpers, you’ll be walking in with the confidence of a trailer park supervisor who has just had a “little drinky-poo.” The design cleverly mocks traditional holiday patterns by integrating liquor bottles into the classic Fair Isle knit style, creating a look that is sophisticated from afar but hilarious up close.
This sweater features a high-definition, all-over print that captures every detail of the hilarious graphic. The centerpiece is a photorealistic image of Mr. Lahey, looking cool in his aviators and Santa hat, taking a generous swig. Below him, the text “I AM THE LIQUOR” is emblazoned in a bold, pixelated font that mimics the classic 8-bit sweater style.
The sweater is the ultimate way to pay respects to a comedy legend while keeping the holiday spirit high (and slightly intoxicated). Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a gift for the Randy to your Lahey, this sweater guarantees laughs, comfort, and a very merry—and likely blurry—Christmas. Secure yours today before the “sh*t-blizzard” of holiday shoppers clears out our inventory!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
