2025 Chubby And Harder To Kidnap Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Nov 21 - Nov 25
Dec 02 - Dec 05
This holiday season, skip the polite, boring festive wear and go straight for legendary. Introducing the 2025 Chubby And Harder To Kidnap Ugly Christmas Sweater—the uniform for holiday enthusiasts, professional feasters, and anyone with a sense of humor.
Chubby And Harder To Kidnap Ugly Sweater | Win Christmas 2025
In a sea of itchy reindeer and basic “Ho Ho Ho” prints, this sweater is a bold, hilarious statement. It’s not just an outfit; it’s a public service announcement and a badge of honor, all rolled into one cozy package.
The design features the unapologetic, bold text “CHUBBY AND HARDER TO KIDNAP” in a slightly distressed, black font that pops against the classic cream-colored background. But this isn’t just a lazy joke printed on a sweatshirt. It’s a fully-realized ugly sweater design, complete with traditional red Fair Isle patterns, festive rows of snowflakes, and cheerful Christmas trees. Look closer, and you’ll even spot a quirky band of RVs or vans circling the sweater, perhaps symbolizing your getaway vehicles. It’s the perfect blend of sarcastic wit and genuine holiday cheer, making it the top contender for any ugly sweater party in 2025.
Struggling to find a gift for that person with a sharp wit and a healthy appetite? Stop searching. This sweater is the ultimate present for your sarcastic best friend, your fun-loving brother or sister, or that one coworker who always has the best snacks.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
