2025 Christmas Who Needs Fingers Ugly Sweater
Nov 22
Nov 28 - Dec 02
Dec 09 - Dec 12
2025 Christmas Who Needs Fingers Ugly Sweater | Explosive Humor for the Holiday
Step away from the boring reindeer and tired snowflakes. The “Who Needs Fingers?” Ugly Christmas Sweater is here to blow the competition away. This garment bridges the gap between Christmas coziness and New Year’s Eve insanity. The design features a gleeful, winking beaver—referencing the global “Bóbr kurwa” meme phenomenon—clutching a stick of dynamite in one hand and sporting a heavily bandaged stump on the other.
Set against a classic black “faux-knit” background adorned with Christmas trees, flames, and snowflakes, the bold text reads “WHO NEEDS FINGERS?” at the top and “happy new year, kurwa” at the bottom. It is a hilarious tribute to pyrotechnic mishaps and the resilient spirit of partying through the pain.
n the age of viral content, your wardrobe should speak your language. This sweater is specifically targeted at meme lovers, fans of dark humor, and the Polish-American community.
Unlike standard holiday gear that gets packed away on December 26th, this sweater is specifically designed to transition seamlessly from your family Christmas dinner straight into your New Year’s Eve festivities. It acknowledges the chaos of the changing year with a slogan that resonates with anyone who has ever played with firecrackers.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
