This Christmas, it’s time to channel your inner 90s strategist. If your holiday traditions involve an annual viewing of Home Alone, this 2025 Christmas The Battle Plan Ugly Sweater is, without a doubt, the ultimate festive apparel for you. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a declaration of your expert knowledge in makeshift home defense and a wearable tribute to the most iconic Christmas movie of a generation.
2025 The Battle Plan Ugly Christmas Sweater | Defend the Holidays
This is no ordinary holiday sweater. The centerpiece of this design is a high-quality, vibrant print of the legendary, hand-drawn “Battle Plan” schematic, signed “by KEVIN MCCALLISTER” himself.
The design meticulously details every crucial element of the plan that famously thwarted Harry and Marv. Your fellow party-goers will have a blast pointing out each iconic trap:
- Heavy Cans (on a rope, of course)
- Xmas Ornaments (perfectly placed by the window)
- Ice (on the front and basement steps)
- Micro Machines (for a strategic slip-up)
- The infamous “Red Hot!” doorknob
- Glue and Feathers (via the Fan)
- And, of course, the Fire (for the blowtorch trap)
It’s all here, rendered in a charmingly authentic, kid-like crayon drawing that looks like it was pulled directly from the movie.

This Battle Plan Christmas Sweater is explicitly designed for the “Ugly Christmas Sweater” party attendee who wants to win on points for cleverness, not just for “ugliness.” It’s a badge of honor for millennials and Gen X-ers who grew up with the McCallister family. When you walk into a room wearing this, you’re not just wearing a sweater; you’re sharing an inside joke with everyone else who knows the film by heart.





