2025 Christmas Smudge That Shits Ugly Christmas Sweater
Sep 11
Sep 18 - Sep 22
Sep 29 - Oct 02
2025 Christmas Smudge That Shits Ugly Christmas Sweater | Banish Bad Vibes in Holiday Style
Welcome to the holiday season’s official vibe check. The 2025 Christmas Smudge That Shits Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate piece of festive wear for the modern mystic, the spiritual gangster, and anyone who believes a little sacred smoke can solve (almost) anything. In a sea of generic holiday sweaters, this design stands out as a hilarious and powerful statement. It’s the perfect uniform for cleansing the energy of 2025 and manifesting a merry and bright Christmas.
This sweater masterfully combines the iconic “ugly Christmas sweater” pattern—complete with festive reindeer, snowflakes, and Santas on the sleeves—with a bold, contemporary message. The centerpiece is a beautifully detailed graphic of hands holding a smoldering sage smudge stick, encircled by the unapologetic mantra, “SAGE THAT SHIT.” It’s a conversation starter, a guaranteed laugh, and a stylish nod to your spiritual side. Whether you’re a seasoned tarot reader or just someone who appreciates a good cleansing ritual, this sweater speaks your language. It’s designed for those who are ready to attend the holiday party and immediately clear the room’s auric field.
This Christmas, don’t just wear a sweater—wear a statement. The “Sage That Shit” Ugly Christmas Sweater is your permission slip to be your authentic, humorous, and spiritually-attuned self throughout the holidays. It’s comfortable, stylish, and carries an energy all its own. Cleanse the festive funk, ward off bad vibes from difficult relatives, and be the beacon of light (and laughter) at every event. Stock is limited for the 2025 season, so secure yours before they vanish into the ether. Click Add to Cart now and get ready to sage the season!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
