2025 Christmas Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Sweater
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Nov 28 - Dec 02
Dec 09 - Dec 12
his holiday season, swap your syntax errors for festive cheer with the 2025 Christmas Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Sweater. Designed specifically for data scientists, backend developers, and SQL warriors, this 2025 holiday essential combines classic 8-bit pixel art with the humor only a programmer could love.
Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater | Debugging the Holiday Spirit
Celebrate Christmas 2025 with a garment that speaks your language—literally. The Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Sweater is a hilarious homage to the intersection of holiday magic and database management.
In a sea of generic snowflakes and reindeer, this design stands out by acknowledging the reality of modern tech life. The deep navy blue background mimics the “Blue Screen” or a dark-mode IDE, setting the stage for a faux-knit pixelated design that is retro, nostalgic, and incredibly sharp.
The design features Santa Claus in his sleigh, led by his reindeer, but with a technical twist. The text parodies the classic “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” lyrics, rewritten for the coding era: “He’s writing queries, he’s optimizing them twice.” Below the graphic, the punchline is delivered in perfect syntax: SELECT * FROM gifts WHERE recipient = ‘nice’.
This product is precision-engineered for:
Database Administrators (DBAs) & Data Analysts: Who understand the struggle of keeping records in sync.
Software Engineers & Full Stack Developers: Who appreciate a clean query.
Computer Science Students & Teachers: A perfect gift for the end of the semester.
IT Support Staff: The heroes keeping the servers running while everyone else is on holiday break.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
