2025 Christmas Merry Christmas Bitches Ugly Sweater
Nov 13
Nov 20 - Nov 24
Dec 01 - Dec 04
Forget blending in with quiet sleigh bells and muted holly. The 2025 Christmas Merry Christmas Bitches Ugly Sweater is a declaration, designed for those who celebrate with personality, bold humor, and a healthy dose of festive sass.
Merry Christmas Bitches Ugly Sweater 2025 Christmas | Ditch the Boring
The true genius of this sweater lies in its brilliant contrast. At a glance, it’s a picture of nostalgic holiday charm:
Classic Knit Pattern: The collar, cuffs, and hem feature an intricate “Fair Isle” inspired design, complete with geometric snowflakes, diamonds, and stripes in festive red, white, and deep forest green.
Wholesome Graphics: Look closer at the yoke and you’ll see a darling row of vintage red pickup trucks hauling Christmas trees, set against a backdrop of snowy white pines.
The Punchline: And then, front and center, the message. Flanked by two majestic reindeer, the words “MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES” are emblazoned in a bold, pixelated font that gives it a perfectly modern, irreverent twist.
This ironic blend of wholesome tradition and modern, adult humor is what makes this sweater an absolute masterpiece.
This is the ultimate sweater for the office party legend, the family black sheep (in the best way), and anyone who believes laughter is the best holiday gift.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
