Step into your next Christmas party with the unshakeable confidence of the Hand of the King (or Queen) with our 2025 Christmas I Drink and I Know Things Ugly Sweater. This is the ultimate festive attire for those who understand that the best holiday conversations happen over a good glass of wine.
2025 I Drink and I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater | Win the Holiday Party
This is far more than just a quote printed on a sweatshirt. It is a fully-realized, intricate design that pays homage to the source material while screaming “holiday spirit.”
Iconic Centerpiece: The front is dominated by a majestic, golden Lannister Lion sigil, roaring with pride. Flanking this emblem are two classic wine goblets, and emblazoned across the chest is the legendary quote: “I DRINK AND I KNOW THINGS.”
Festive Fair Isle Pattern: The entire sweaterâfront, back, and sleevesâis wrapped in a classic “ugly sweater” knit pattern. Look closely, and you’ll see a brilliant mix of traditional snowflakes, festive reindeer, and geometric Nordic designs.
Rich Holiday Colors: The deep burgundy (or “Dornish Red”) base color provides a rich, warm backdrop for the vibrant gold, white, and orange accents, making it perfectly styled for the Christmas season.

This sweater is crafted for the true Game of Thrones aficionado, the Tyrion Lannister admirer, and anyone whose personality is a blend of intelligence, humor, and a deep appreciation for the finer things in life.





