2025 Christmas I Don’t Watch Crime Shows Ugly Sweater
Nov 14
Nov 21 - Nov 25
Dec 02 - Dec 05
This holiday season, move over ‘Holly Jolly’ and make room for ‘Forensic Files.’ TheĀ 2025 Christmas I Don’t Watch Crime Shows Ugly Sweater is the uniform for the armchair detective and the true crime aficionado. As Christmas 2025 approaches, this sweater perfectly captures the dark, sarcastic humor of anyone who unwinds with a good cold case.
I Don’t Watch Crime Shows Ugly Christmas Sweater | Ditch the Silent Nights
This sweater isn’t just an article of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the dedicated true crime community. Itās for the person who has a favorite detective, knows way too much about forensics, and can spot a flawed alibi from a mile away. It perfectly blends the cozy, traditional aesthetic of a classic “ugly sweater”ācomplete with snowflakes and geometric patternsāwith a punchline that is as dark as it is funny. The light blue and red color scheme keeps things festive, while the bold, vintage-style “I Don’t Watch Crime Shows For Enterainment I Watch It For New Ideas ” text delivers the joke with perfect deadpan humor.
This sweater is a testament to your unique (and slightly concerning) hobby. Itās an immediate ice-breaker and a way to find your fellow crime-show-obsessed friends in a crowded room.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | HandlingĀ time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time (Ā Mon-FriĀ ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
HandlingĀ time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time (Ā Mon-FriĀ ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
