2025 Christmas Happy Festivus Ugly Sweater
Nov 13
Nov 20 - Nov 24
Dec 01 - Dec 04
This 2025, we present the 2025 Christmas Happy Festivus Ugly Sweater, the perfect uniform for the Airing of Grievances, the Feats of Strength, and every perfectly average Festivus miracle in between. This isn’t just an “ugly sweater”—it’s a cultural statement. It’s a beacon for those who find traditional holiday cheer… distracting.
2025 Happy Festivus Ugly Christmas Sweater | A Festivus for the Rest of Us
This sweater perfectly captures the subversive spirit of the holiday. The design is a masterpiece of intentional contradictions. At first glance, it features a classic, cozy, red-and-white knit pattern complete with charming snowflakes and festive trees. But then, right in the center, is the star of the show: the glorious, unadorned aluminum Festivus pole, standing tall in all its minimalist glory.
The bold, block-letter text “HAPPY FESTIVUS” proclaims your allegiance, while the broken piece of the pole (perhaps from an early, failed Feat of Strength?) adds a touch of action. This all-over-print (AOP) design ensures that your anti-holiday cheer is visible from every angle, front and back.
This sweater is designed for the person who has been to one too many holiday gatherings and is ready to challenge the host to a wrestling match. It’s for the Seinfeld fan who has everything, the office-party rebel, and anyone who believes that true holiday spirit is about telling your family how they’ve disappointed you over the past year.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
