2025 Christmas Goose Less Upsetti More Spaghetti Ugly Sweater

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Forget the silent nights. This Christmas 2025, we’re bringing chaotic good to the holiday party with the 2025 Christmas Goose Less Upsetti More Spaghetti Ugly Sweater. This isn’t your grandma’s itchy knitwear; it’s a wearable piece of modern art for the internet age, meticulously designed to be the most talked-about item at any festive gathering.

More Spaghetti Less Upsetti Ugly Christmas Sweater | Your New Holiday Uniform 

This isn’t just a funny phrase on a sweatshirt. It’s a high-density collage of internet and art history, perfectly packaged in a festive holiday design.

The Honking Hero: At the center of it all is the internet’s most beloved agent of chaos—a mischievous goose, now fully in the holiday spirit with a jaunty Santa hat. He’s here to steal your ornaments and your heart.
The 2025 Mantra: The central message is a philosophy for the holidays and beyond: “MORE SPAGHETTI, LESS UPSETTI.” It’s a hilarious and relatable mood, a lifestyle, and a clear signal that you’re just here for the food and good vibes.
High-Culture Easter Eggs: But look closer. This sweater is where meme culture meets high culture. The background features a perfectly placed, festive nod to Katsushika Hokusai’s iconic woodblock print, “The Great Wave off Kanagawa.” Why? Because why not be festive and sophisticated? It’s the kind of hidden detail that makes this sweater a true original.

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This sweater is more than just clothing; it’s a cultural statement. It’s designed for those who speak fluent meme and appreciate a good pop culture mashup. When you walk into the room, you’re not just wearing a sweater—you’re presenting a masterpiece of humor that will have everyone doing a double-take. Get ready for a chorus of “Where did you get that?”

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.