Forget the silent nights. This Christmas 2025, we’re bringing chaotic good to the holiday party with the 2025 Christmas Goose Less Upsetti More Spaghetti Ugly Sweater. This isn’t your grandma’s itchy knitwear; it’s a wearable piece of modern art for the internet age, meticulously designed to be the most talked-about item at any festive gathering.
More Spaghetti Less Upsetti Ugly Christmas Sweater | Your New Holiday Uniform
This isn’t just a funny phrase on a sweatshirt. It’s a high-density collage of internet and art history, perfectly packaged in a festive holiday design.
The Honking Hero: At the center of it all is the internet’s most beloved agent of chaos—a mischievous goose, now fully in the holiday spirit with a jaunty Santa hat. He’s here to steal your ornaments and your heart.
The 2025 Mantra: The central message is a philosophy for the holidays and beyond: “MORE SPAGHETTI, LESS UPSETTI.” It’s a hilarious and relatable mood, a lifestyle, and a clear signal that you’re just here for the food and good vibes.
High-Culture Easter Eggs: But look closer. This sweater is where meme culture meets high culture. The background features a perfectly placed, festive nod to Katsushika Hokusai’s iconic woodblock print, “The Great Wave off Kanagawa.” Why? Because why not be festive and sophisticated? It’s the kind of hidden detail that makes this sweater a true original.

This sweater is more than just clothing; it’s a cultural statement. It’s designed for those who speak fluent meme and appreciate a good pop culture mashup. When you walk into the room, you’re not just wearing a sweater—you’re presenting a masterpiece of humor that will have everyone doing a double-take. Get ready for a chorus of “Where did you get that?”





