2025 Christmas Drugs Not Hugs Don’t Touch Me Ugly Christmas Sweater
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2025 Christmas Drugs Not Hugs Don’t Touch Me Ugly Christmas Sweater | Embrace the High-larious
Step into the holiday season with the most unapologetically honest sweater on the market. In a world of forced festive cheer, the 2025 Christmas Drugs Not Hugs Don’t Touch Me Ugly Christmas Sweater is a breath of fresh, pine-scented air for anyone who values their personal space as much as a good laugh.
The design is a masterclass in ironic festivity. A vibrant, seven-pointed cannabis leaf sits proudly at the center, backed by a psychedelic rainbow arch. This central icon is flanked by mystical, all-seeing eyes emerging from clouds, adding a trippy, transcendent vibe to the traditional ugly sweater format. The bold, arched text “DRUGS NOT HUGS” and the straightforward banner “Don’t touch me” leave no room for misinterpretation. All of this is set against a classic green sweater background, complete with knitted-style patterns of snowflakes, hearts, and even more cannabis leaves on the cuffs and hem, perfectly blending rebellion with tradition.
Don’t just survive the holiday season; own it. The “Drugs Not Hugs, Don’t Touch Me” Ugly Christmas Sweater is your armor in the battle against unwanted small talk and awkward embraces. It’s a celebration of individuality, a beacon for like-minded souls, and a damn comfortable piece of clothing. Order yours today and get ready to make a statement that’s as bold, memorable, and unique as you are. This is your holiday, your rules.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
