2025 Christmas Dickhead Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nov 22
Nov 28 - Dec 02
Dec 09 - Dec 12
Searching for a White Elephant or Secret Santa gift that will leave the room in tears of laughter? Look no further. The Dickhead Ugly Christmas Sweater is the undisputed king of gag gifts for Christmas 2025. Combining comfort with delightfully offensive crude humor, this sweater transforms the wearer into the punchline of the season’s best joke.
2025 Christmas Dickhead Ugly Christmas Sweater | Redefining “Naughty List” Fashion
This Christmas, subtlety is out, and shock value is in. The 2025 Dickhead Ugly Christmas Sweater is a masterclass in rude holiday humor. At first glance, it mimics the cozy, traditional vibe of grandma’s knitting. It features a classic holiday red backdrop, accented with cream and yellow borders, festive snowflakes, leaping reindeer, and geometric zig-zags.
However, the centerpiece tells a different story. Dominating the chest is a large, pixelated, faux-knit graphic of the “lower male anatomy.” The design is strategically placed so that the anatomy rises toward the neckline. The punchline? When you put it on, your head completes the anatomy, effectively turning you into a literal “Dickhead.” It is a seamless blend of high-quality apparel manufacturing and low-brow humor that perfectly captures the chaotic energy of modern holiday partying.
This year, make a statement that screams, “I am the life of the party.” The 2025 Dickhead Ugly Christmas Sweater is distinct, offensive, and undeniably hilarious. It serves as the ultimate icebreaker and the perfect way to cap off a year of chaos. Stocks are limited because this is arguably the most requested gag gift of the season—secure yours today and prepare to head-butt your way into holiday legend status.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
