Raise a glass to the holidays with a look that is smooth, timeless, and undeniably festive. Our Call Me Old Fashioned Ugly Christmas Sweater captures the cozy nostalgia of the season with a witty twist. This navy blue pullover perfectly balances comfort with “ugly sweater” irony.
2025 Christmas Call Me Old Fashioned Ugly Sweater | The Ultimate Holiday Look
The holiday season is defined by traditions, but that doesn’t mean your wardrobe has to be stale. The sweater is designed for the modern trendsetter who appreciates a vintage aesthetic. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement. The deep navy blue background provides a sophisticated canvas for the festive chaos of snowflakes, evergreen trees, and reindeer silhouettes, all rendered in a nostalgic, 8-bit knit style pattern.
Central to the design is the star of the show: a classic Old Fashioned cocktail, complete with an orange slice and a bright red cherry. The bold yellow text reading “Call Me Old Fashioned” plays on a delightful double entendre, appealing to those who love the drink and those who appreciate the “old school” charm of Christmas past.

The sweater is more than just festive wear; it’s a celebration of good taste and good times. Whether you are hosting the party or just attending for the open bar, do it in a sweater that commands attention.





