You Only Like Me For My Breasts Ugly Sweater Thanksgiving 2025
Aug 29
Sep 05 - Sep 09
Sep 16 - Sep 19
You Only Like Me For My Breasts Ugly Sweater Thanksgiving 2025 – Dish Out a Heaping Helping
Forget subtle holiday nods; this You Only Like Me For My Breasts Ugly Sweater Thanksgiving 2025 goes all in. Featuring a comically confident turkey flexing its stuff, this sweater is an instant mood booster. The bold, cheeky text—”YOU ONLY LIKE ME FOR MY BREASTS!”—is printed in a clear, eye-catching font that leaves no room for misinterpretation. The design is set against a festive green, corduroy-textured background, dotted with whimsical snowflakes, creating a perfect blend of “ugly Christmas sweater” charm and Thanksgiving-specific humor. The vibrant orange cuffs, collar, and hem are adorned with repeating patterns of pumpkins and pilgrim hats, tying the entire hilarious theme together from wrist to waist.
Who is this sweater for? It’s for the fun-loving individual who believes holidays are meant for joy and laughter. It’s for the host of Friendsgiving who wants to set a relaxed, fun-filled tone from the moment guests arrive. It’s for the family jokester tasked with breaking the ice during pre-dinner small talk. It’s for anyone who wants a fantastic photo opportunity and a story to tell for years to come.
This Thanksgiving 2025, be unforgettable. Be the reason for the smiles, the catalyst for the laughter, and the best-dressed person at the party. This sweater is more than just apparel; it’s an experience waiting to happen. Supplies are limited as the holiday season approaches, so don’t wait until the leftovers are the only thing left. Click Add to Cart now and get ready to be the talk of the Thanksgiving table!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
