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Why Open Your Legs When You Can Open The Bible Christ Shirt

Name: Why Open Your Legs When You Can Open The Bible Christ Shirt - Grishko.com
SKU: JHFVABLA
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Unisex Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Ladies Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
Decoration Type: Digital Print

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76.2 cm	78.7 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	83.8 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	29 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	73.7 cm	81.3 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	83.8 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	86.4 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex Long Sleeve

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Men Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Women Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	27 in
S	15 in	27.5 in
M	16 in	28 in
L	17 in	28.5 in
XL	18 in	29 in
2XL	19 in	29.5 in

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	14 in	17 in
YM	16 in	19.5 in
YL	18.75 in	23 in
YXL	20.5 in	24.5 in

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	35.5 cm	43.2 cm
YM	40.6 cm	49.5 cm
YL	47.6 cm	58.4 cm
YXL	52.1 cm	62.2 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

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SKU: JHFVABLA Categories: 2D Clothing, Apparel, Fashion Trending Top Tag: Christian

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Why Open Your Legs When You Can Open The Bible Christ Shirt – A Bold Statement of Faith and Fun

Unleash your divine sense of humor with our Why Open Your Legs When You Can Open The Bible Christ Shirt. This isn’t your average religious apparel; it’s a clever, sassy, and unforgettable statement piece designed for the modern believer. Featuring a relaxed, cartoon-style Jesus reclining next to a “Holy Bible,” this shirt playfully juxtaposes a provocative question with a wholesome answer: “Why open your legs? When you can open THE BIBLE.” The vibrant, retro-style text pops against the classic black fabric, ensuring the humorous and thought-provoking message is seen and understood.

This shirt is crafted for a specific, vibrant community of believers. It resonates with those who appreciate Christian memes, witty commentary, and apparel that stands out from the traditional, often generic, faith-based clothing. It’s for the confident Christian who understands that a little humor can be a powerful way to make the gospel accessible and start meaningful conversations in unexpected ways.

Don’t settle for blending in. Let your wardrobe reflect your bright spirit and clever wit. The “Open The Bible” Funny Christian T-Shirt is the ultimate combination of faith, humor, and high-quality design. It’s a bold, fun, and surprisingly profound piece that is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. Add this exceptional and humorous tee to your collection today and wear your faith with a smile!

Product Specifications:

Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.

Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.

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WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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US Regions:

Item	Handling time (Mon-Fri)	Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Mug	2-3 days	3-7 days
Poster, Canvas	1-3 days	3 -7 days
Hats	5-8 days	10-13 days
Bedding	3-5 days	7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas...	5-8 days	15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

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Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.

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