Why Are You Single Because Of Lack Of Capital To Start A Relationship Shirt
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Tired of the endless “Why are you single?” questions? Let this Why Are You Single Because Of Lack Of Capital To Start A Relationship Shirt do the talking! This hilarious and relatable tee boldly answers that age-old inquiry with a cheeky list of reasons, culminating in the ultimate truth: a “lack of capital” to start a relationship.
Why Are You Single Because Of Lack Of Capital To Start A Relationship Shirt – Declare Your Single Status
This Why Are You Single Because Of Lack Of Capital To Start A Relationship Shirt isn’t your average graphic tee. This shirt features a humorous, relatable, and slightly exaggerated list of reasons why one might be single, headlined by the punchline: “Lack of Capital to Start a Relationship.” The full list includes tongue-in-cheek excuses that range from the practical to the absurd, such as:
Lack of Capital to Start a Relationship.
High Cost of Living.
Chasing the career/business mission, or I have a business.
Poor infrastructure.
Terms of trade of the other gender (Taxation).
F**k this and others.
Attack from the neighboring apartment.
Lack of Power.
Shortage of raw materials.
Losing Interest in the Economy.
Shutdowns and plant closings.
High cost of Maintenance.
Incompatability to their Law.
This list is designed to elicit a chuckle, spark conversations, and maybe even help you connect with other like-minded singles who appreciate a good dose of self-deprecating humor.
The Why Are You Single Because Of Lack Of Capital To Start A Relationship Shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a humorous declaration, a conversation piece, and a comfortable way to embrace your single status. It’s a perfect gift for yourself or the single friend who appreciates a good laugh. Get yours today and let your shirt do the talking!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
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US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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