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Vip Archimedes Ollie Call To Adopt Shirt
Feb 28
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Mar 10 - Mar 13
Are you ready to become the newest parent to the internet’s most bizarrely captivating duo? The Vip Archimedes Ollie Call To Adopt Shirt is the ultimate wearable tribute to the legendary Very Important People episode that left audiences simultaneously crying with laughter and deeply unsettled.
Vip Archimedes and Ollie Call To Adopt Shirt – The Very Important People Fandom Gear
The shirt is a direct portal into one of the most beloved and bizarre comedy sketches of the modern digital era. The front of this design features a striking blue, vintage-style halftone print of Archimedes and Ollie, complete with the commanding header “1-863-TALK-VIP” and the urgent plea to “CALL TO ADOPT.” But the true masterpiece lies in the fine print. The graphic prominently features the hilariously ominous disclaimer from the show, warning wearers and readers alike about the binding legal agreement, the inevitable sacrifice required for the boys to pupate, and the eventual formation of chrysalises. It is a one-to-one recreation of the sketch’s specific, weird lore, translated perfectly into visual art.
Why You Should Choose the Archimedes & Ollie Call To Adopt Shirt
Choosing this item is about claiming your space within a vibrant, humor-driven community. Unlike generic graphic designs, this piece tells a highly specific story. When you wear the 1-863-TALK-VIP graphic, you are projecting an encyclopedic knowledge of current comedy trends. It serves as an immediate icebreaker; those who understand the reference will instantly gravitate toward it, leading to shared laughs and immediate camaraderie. Furthermore, the retro, slightly unsettling aesthetic of the baby characters paired with the stark “CALL TO ADOPT” messaging creates a visually striking contrast that stands out perfectly in any modern streetwear or casual wardrobe.
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WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
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