Dive deep into the world of creative expression with a shirt that truly understands the writer’s mind. The “Tim Frankovich Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt” captures the essence of what it means to be an author – the power to create, to shape destinies, and yes, sometimes, to subject fictional beings to the most unimaginable scenarios.
Tim Frankovich Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt – Embrace the Authorial Life
Unleash your inner wordsmith with our Tim Frankovich Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt! Perfect for writers, novelists, screenwriters, or anyone who loves to craft intricate tales and complex characters, this shirt is a fun and witty way to show off your passion.
The bold, eye-catching design features the text “AUTHOR: I DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO IMAGINARY PEOPLE” in a striking yellow and red font, set against a black background, with a whimsical cloud graphic. Whether you’re brainstorming your next plot twist or just enjoying a casual day out, this shirt is sure to spark conversations and connect you with fellow creative minds. It makes a fantastic gift for the author in your life, or a well-deserved treat for yourself!
This product is for:
Writers (novelists, short story writers, screenwriters, playwrights, poets)
Aspiring authors
Readers who appreciate the creative process
Anyone with a dark sense of humor who loves a good story
Individuals looking for a unique and comfortable graphic tee

Embrace your creative dark side with the “Author: I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People” shirt. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a badge of honor for those who dare to dream up worlds and the memorable (and sometimes unfortunate) fates of their inhabitants. Order yours today and wear your authorial pride!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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