Susie Feeds The Chicken Fentanyl Shirt
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Ever feel like the world’s gone a little mad? We get it. That’s why we created the Susie Feeds The Chicken Fentanyl Shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a rebellion against the mundane, and a darkly humorous nod to the absurdity of it all.
Susie Feeds The Chicken Fentanyl Shirt – Cluck Off, Cluck Up
This ain’t your grandma’s chicken feed! Our Susie Feeds The Chicken Fentanyl Shirt throws down a darkly comedic, thought-provoking punchline that’s sure to ruffle some feathers. Featuring a bold graphic of Susie nonchalantly feeding her feathered friends a not-so-typical snack, this shirt is a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a wry commentary on the absurdity of the world around us.
But it’s more than just a funny shirt. It’s a subversive wink to those in the know, a nod to the dark humor that helps us cope with the chaos of modern existence. It’s a shirt that says, “I see you, world, and I’m not afraid to laugh at your absurdity.”
This shirt is for the rebels, the satirists, the ones who find humor in the darkest corners of reality. It’s for those who aren’t afraid to challenge norms, spark conversations, and make a statement with their wardrobe. If you’re tired of the mundane and crave a little bit of edge, then this is the shirt for you.
So, cluck off to the boring and cluck up to the bold. Grab your Susie Feeds The Chicken Fentanyl Shirt and let the world know you’re not afraid to walk on the wild side. After all, laughter is the best medicine, even when it’s coated in a little bit of dark humor.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information.
If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.
Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.
For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service.
Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
