Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt
Jun 30
Jul 02 - Jul 04
Jul 09 - Jul 14
Ever wish you came with a warning label? Consider this your official, hilarious disclaimer. The Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt is the perfect uniform for the unapologetically honest and the brilliantly witty. It’s a simple, funny way to let everyone know that your directness is divinely inspired.
Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt – Unleash Your Unfiltered Personality
Embrace the glorious, unfiltered chaos of modern humor with the Rusty Cage I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way Shirt . This isn’t just another graphic tee; it’s a wearable icon, a conversation starter, and a badge of honor for those who value honesty above all else. Featuring a brilliantly bizarre, fisheye-lens image that has solidified its place in meme history, this shirt perfectly articulates a personality that is both outspoken and divinely inspired. If you’re looking for apparel that matches your wit and refusal to be anything but yourself, your search ends here.
This shirt is specifically designed for a certain kind of person: the straight-shooter, the witty friend, the one who is lovingly described as having “no filter.” The phrase “I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way” is a clever, double-entendre masterpiece. It speaks to a personality that is direct and to the point, while simultaneously winking at a more laid-back, counter-culture vibe. It’s the perfect uniform for family gatherings, casual hangouts with friends, or any situation where your innate bluntness could use a humorous preamble. Let this shirt serve as a friendly, funny warning that you’re about to speak your truth, unapologetically and with a divine mandate.
Don’t settle for boring apparel that says nothing about who you are. The “I’m Blunt Because God Rolled Me This Way” shirt is more than fabric and ink—it’s an extension of your personality. It’s a celebration of honesty, a nod to obscure internet humor, and a commitment to living life unfiltered. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for a kindred spirit, this shirt is guaranteed to become a cherished favorite. Stop filtering your thoughts and your wardrobe. Add this legendary meme tee to your cart today and let the world know you were rolled this way for a reason.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
