Naughty Funny Merry Dickmas Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025
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Naughty Funny Merry Dickmas Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025 – Naughty & Funny
This Christmas 2025, hang up the conventional and don the controversial with Naughty Funny Merry Dickmas Ugly Sweater Christmas 2025. The centerpiece of this magnificent blue sweater is a meticulously arranged Christmas tree unlike any other—a festive fir constructed entirely from a cheerful, multi-toned collection of phalluses, playfully topped with a golden ‘tree-topper.’ Flanked by classic snowflake and pine tree patterns, this design masterfully blends the innocent with the indecent, creating a visual punchline that gets better the closer you look. “MERRY DICKMAS” is proudly proclaimed across the chest, leaving no doubt about your commitment to spreading a very unique kind of holiday cheer.
In a sea of mundane holiday apparel, this sweater is your ticket to legendary status. It’s designed for a specific crowd: the witty, the bold, and those who love to push the boundaries of festive fun. This is the perfect attire for adult-only Christmas parties, raucous white elephant gift exchanges, or a hilarious night out with friends during the holiday season.
Don’t settle for a boring holiday season. Life is too short for tame Christmas sweaters. Embrace the fun, the funny, and the fantastically inappropriate. The “Merry Dickmas” Ugly Sweater is more than just apparel—it’s a declaration of your commitment to a holiday filled with laughter, joy, and unforgettable moments. Be the one everyone talks about long after the decorations are packed away. Order yours today and get ready to have a very, very merry Dickmas!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
