I’m Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Shirt

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Ready to make a statement that’s as bold as it is hilarious? The I’m Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Shirt is the ultimate piece of shock humor apparel. Designed for those with a razor-sharp wit and a complete disregard for the ordinary, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and get some laughs.

I’m Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Shirt – More Than Just a Joke

Unleash your most audacious sense of humor with this I’m Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Shirt. Featuring the outrageously funny line, “I’M FAT BECAUSE EVERY TIME I FUCK YOUR MOM SHE MAKES ME A SANDWICH,” this shirt is the pinnacle of adult humor and sarcastic style. It’s a declaration, a joke, and a statement piece all rolled into one.

This Product Is For:

This shirt is for the unapologetically bold, the master of sarcasm, and the connoisseur of offensive humor. It’s for the guy at the party with the best stories, the friend who isn’t afraid to cross the line for a laugh, and anyone who appreciates a well-crafted, edgy joke. It’s the perfect gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, or for that one friend who can take a joke and dish one out even better.

I'm Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Shirt
I’m Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Shirt

Don’t just wear a t-shirt; wear a statement. If you’re ready to embrace the humor, command attention, and enjoy a comfortable, well-made tee, then this is the shirt for you. Add it to your cart and get ready for the reactions.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
  • Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.